one night 3 guyz wanted to rub a bank.they found a bank with the lights off and they started to rub it.they smashed the windows and a door with crowbars.they found the safe and broke into it.they found boxes but no money.then 1 robber found lots of cups with stuff that looked like yogurt inside.he ate it and said it was pretty good.the other robbers agreed.the head rubber said , we didnt find any money but we got something to eat!.the very next morning the paper said ,WORLDS LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED LAST NIGHT