Ég fann fullt af fyndnum setningum á netinu.
Eina við það að þetta er á ensku.
Vona semsagt að þið kunnið ensku
Verði ykkur að góðu..!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?….. My zipper



God is busy… Can I help you??!



The Police Is Looking For A Sexy Person, You're Safe, But Where The F*ck Will I Hide?



Coca cola went to town, Pepsi cola shoot him down, Doctor pepper pept him up, now they all drink seven up…!



I may not be Wilma Flinstone but i still can make your bed rocks



I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me.



¿¿¿???!!!hmm so this is where u put the name!!!???¿¿¿



shhhht…STOP TYPING! My parents have to think I am studying



Have you ever been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?



I wish i was a barbie..shit… thAt bitch has everything



if you think i`m a bitch you should meet my mother !



love is big, love is small, love is great, love is all



Black or White, Thin or Thick, Young or Old, Good or Bad…What Thoes It Mathers? We e All Gonna Die



A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking



I'm wanted,I'm Hot,I'm Everything your NOT



(_(_) (_l_) (_)_) Shake that as b!tch



Birdy birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. I didn't scream, I didn't cry, I just thanked the lord that cows can't fly



love is a name , sex is a game forget the name and play the game!!!!



LoVe Me Or LeaVe Me! …. HeY WhErE Is EvErYbOdY GoInG ??



why drink and drive, if you can blow and fly



Next time you wave at me,Use more than one finger please!



I want to send you all my love…but the postman said it was too big!!



If you have a probleme, and you need a hand! Just call my number, because Im you e friend!



No matter what I do, all I thinking is about you!



I love u in blue..I love u in red…most of all I luv ya dead



Love me for what I am, don’t hate me for what I’m not



You people laugh because Im different I laugh because you e all the same



I wanna kiss you. but Im too shy because my friends think you ugly!



I still know the first time we kissed… We closed our eyes and missed



If you say my eyes are beautiful, its because they are looking at you



If youve lost your watch, you could ask me the time, but if youve lost your boyfriend, don f*ck with mine



I love you in blue, I love you in red. But most of all, I love you in bed



Some girls have 7 boys for 7 days but I have one for always



Your father must be a terrorist because you are tha bomb



Love is in the air, maar ik heb hoogtevrees



Friendship is like a glass, handle it with care ones its broken, its hard to repair



Love is one great mistery but I know Ill never miss you



You can fall in the water, you can fall of a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me



Love me for what I am, don’t hate me for what I’m not



The girl is sexy, the girl is fine, but don't forget, the girl is mine!



I wasn't just kissing him, I was telling his lips a secret



Love me tender love me sweet i love you and i love wiet



A heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it to be broken, just give it to a boy



Sorry, the f*ckmachine is out of order, so f*ck yourself and save a quarter



Guys are like roses…watch out for the PRICKS :-O



love(L) is a feeling u feel,that u feel a feeling u've never felt before (L)



Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell



~(L)i'm a dreamer…. and your my dream(L)~



Girls are like domain names,all the good ones are allready taken.



Don't love 1 don't love 2 but love the 1 who loves you 2



Be happy, gif a smile, caus it's only for a while



Remeber the m,remeber the e,put them together end remember me



Love is good Love is smart Love is always in your hart



LoVe Is LoVe……LoVe Is YoU…..LoVe So I Love U!!!



Is that a banana in your hand or are you just happy to chat with me?



A dream of an angel, an angel by my side, a dream I want to share with you by my side



Girls don’t like boys girls like cars and money boys will laugh at girls when they’re not funny!



I Love you more then my teddybear but ssstttt don tell him



Love is a feeling that you feel, when you feel a feeling that you have never felt before



I Love you more than a MSN name can say!



Roses are red violets are blue



Takk Fyir Mig..

kv.rosastelpa !