A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find
the headlights broken and considerable damage.
There's no sign of the offending vehicle but
he's relieved to see that there's a note
stuck under the windshield wiper.

“Sorry. I just backed into your Beamer. The
witnesses who saw the accident are nodding
and smiling at me because they think I'm
leaving my name, address and other particulars.
But I'm not.”