There were two gay guys living together. One of
them lacked chest hair and it seemed to become
a real problem for him.

So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see
why he had no chest hair and if there was anything
he could do about it.

Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with
the guy, and really the only thing he could do to
try and stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline
all over his chest daily.

The guy was elated. He went home and immediately
smothered his chest in Vaseline.

When his partner came home and jumped into bed with
him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, “What the
hell are you doing?”

“The doctor said if I put Vaseline on my chest I
might be able to grow some hair”

“You idiot,” said his partner, “Think about it.
If that were true you'd have a pony tail coming
out of your ass by now”