1) When there's only one other person in the elevator,
tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.
3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and
ask if they know what floor your on.
4) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
elevator.
5) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone
gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
6) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would
like to play.
7) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on,
ask them if they can hear ticking.
8) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
9) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!”
10) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
11) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
12) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing
the wall, without getting off.
13) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
14) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
15) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space!”