A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, “Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!”
How much?
New people were entering college so the Dean went over the rules. He firmly stated that no boy could go in the girl bunk and no girl could go in the boy bunk. He said if you do you must pay a fine. $25 the fisrt time, $50 the second time and so on and so on. One kid raised his hands and asked “How much for a year round pass?”
A Zebra's Retirement
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
The zebra was so excited to see this huge space with green grass and hills and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, “Hi! I'm a zebra. What are you?”
“I'm a cow,” said the cow.
“Right, right, what do you do?”
“I make milk for the farmer.”
“Cool.”
The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. “Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?”
“I'm a chicken,” said the chicken.
“Oh, right, what do you do?”
“I make eggs for the farmer.”
“Right, great, see ya round.”
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, “Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?”
“I am a Stallion,” said the stallion.
“Wow,” said the zebra. “What do you do?”
“Take off your pajamas, darling, and I'll show you.”
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