Þeir sem að þekkja ekki Rodney Carington þá er er hann Bandarískur uppistandari. Hann hefur líka samið nokkur lög t.d. Dear penis sem að þið getið fundið á mörgum stöðum á netinu.

Ég fékk nýlega disk með mörgum af lögum hans. Ég vil bara segja ykkur að þið ættuð að kaupa hann, hann er frábær.

Hérna er dæmi um texta í lögunum hans:

Little things that piss me off.

I'm sitting on the toilet,
in a house that i don't know,
looking all around me
where did the the toilet paiper go.
I'm feeling well uneasy,
feeling real unsertain,
'couse I gotta whipe my butt again,
with the shower courten.

It's those little things like that
that piss me off.

When I pick up on a woman
and I take her home to bed,
She starts to take her chlotes off
and she starts to (well you know),
I ask her what her name was,
she told me it was Venus,
I reach down between her legs
……………….

It's those little things like that
that piss me off.

Last nicht I went out drinking,
On my old daddys Lincon,
I hit a tree and I killed a friend,
I start to scream and holler
'couse he owed me 20 dollars,
I know I'll never sem them again.

It's those little things those itty bitty things,
It's those little things like that that piss me off.