Ég fékk alveg snilldar spil um daginn. chat up line á hverju þeirra og ég tók þær flottustu heheh!!! varð bara að deila þeim með ykkur. Þær eru allar á ensku því það er glatað að þýða þær. þá eru þær ekkert eins fyndnar….
Sumar eru soldið krúttlegar en sumar eru þannig að maður mundi bókstaflega bara kíla einhvern ef hann væri að reyna við þig og segja þetta….
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If I fallow you home, will you keep me?
Where have you been all my life?
Hello, I’ve only got three months to live
Nice to meet you. My name’s Rob and you are… gorgeous
Will you marry me and have my children?
If you were a flower, I would pick you
Anyone fancy coming back to my place for a game of Twister
What’s your sign? Is it “stop” or “dangerous curves ahead"?
Excuse me, I’ve lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
I’ve temporarily lost the use of my legs- I’ll have to stay with you
Get you coat…
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further away!
Want to see my stamps collection?
I might not be the best looking guy in the world, but I’m the only one talking to you
I was going to send you a rose, but what’s the point- you can look in the mirror any time and see one
Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I keep walking?
I had to find out what kind of person would go out dressed like that!
Are those shoulder blades or wings?
You want a raisin? No? how about a date?
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
I’ve had a bit to drink and you’re starting to look quite good!
Excuse me. I’m short of cash. Do you mind if we share a cab home?
So… how am I doing?
Beauty is only a light switch away!
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful woman in the room?
Which chat-up lines work on you?
Can I buy you a drink? I don’t need one, I’m just intoxicated with you!
You look like my future ex-wife!!
Would you like to go for a run sometime?
What are you doing this summer?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
There must be something wrong with my eyes- I can’t take them off you!
I’m new in town, could you give me directions to you house?
Nice shoes…. Fancy a date?
Don’t worry, I’m a doctor. Somebody call an ambulance and I’ll loosen her clothes
so you are a girl right?

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Ofurhugi og ofurmamma