Mirror, Mirror On The Wall
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York
where in the Ladies Room, there is a very special
mirror. If you stand in front of the mirror and
tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However,
if you tell a lie, *POOF* you are instantly
swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walked into the
Ladies Room and stood before the mirror and said,
“I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world.”
*POOF* The mirror swallowed her.

Next, a rather large brunette stood before the
mirror and said, “I think I'm the sexiest woman
alive! *POOF* The mirror swallowed her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond came in and
stood before the mirror and said, ”I think…“

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Og einn gaaaamall og góður svona í bónus.
Já VEIT hann er gamall
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The Blonde and the Farmer
There was a blonde that was so sick of
blonde jokes she dyed her hair red. The jokes
stopped and she felt so good, she took a ride
in the country one Saturday afternoon. While on
this ride, she noticed a flock of sheep and stopped
the car to take in their beauty.

She noticed the farmer just standing there
watching, too. She walked up to him and asked
some questions on raising sheep. She then asked,
”If I can guess how many sheep are in your flock,
can I have one?“ The farmer agreed. She guessed 387.
The farmer said that was correct. ”So, go take your
pick on which one you want.“

She went into the flock and then to her car. The
farmer stopped her and asked, ”If I can guess what
your natural hair color is, can I have my DOG back?"