A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they
could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the
Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could
be found there.

After the service, he was approached by a woman who said,
“Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS.”

The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there
somewhere and that he would look for it.

The following week after the service, the preacher called
the woman aside and showed her a passage which read,…

“…And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.”
The World Is Divided Into Two Kinds Of People: Those Who Have Tattoos, And Those Who Are Afraid Of People With Tattoos.