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*East Hartford, CT*
In East Hartford, CT, a couple of guys were sitting outside an apartment building, smoking a joint. They were so intent on their conversation that an UNIFORMED cop walked up beside them & held out his hand and they passed the joint to him!

*Unknown location*
A man was pulled over for suspicion of DUI. The officer had him walk the white line to prove his sobriety. After the man stumbled about, he explained to the officer that he could not walk straight because he had a glass eye. Suspecting the man was lying, the officer asked the man which of his eyes was the glass. The man replied, “Both of them.”

*Unknown location*
A man from the town of Grand Forks, North Dakota, decided to travel to Fargo so that he could rob the First Community Bank. The criminal quickly scribbled a note demanding money and gave it to the teller. Frightened, she gave the man what he asked for and watched him run out of the door. Police were called and searches of the surrounding area turned up nothing. Upon reviewing the ransom note, it was noted that the message had been written on the perpetrator's bank deposit slip. Police traveled to the man's house and arrested him on his front porch.

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-MorrinN (Arrg, te vampíre)