Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers
happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were
discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said,
“My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his
ashes in the sky.” The second man said, “My Carl was a good fisherman,
so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.” The third man
said, “My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his
ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.”