16) You know who Norton is but for the life of you can't remember your own doctor's name.

15) You think Ezboard is for newbs, PHP is where it's at.

14) You measure your porn in Terabytes.

13) If you hear someone ask “are you still on that thing” one more time, you will mentally snap!

12) You’ve forgotten how to handwrite and can only type.

11) Everyone in your family thinks your a genius.

10) You care more about your computer's wall paper then you do your own home's craked peeling paint.

9) You spend more time on the internet then you do the real world.

8)Elmer’s glue blends in quite nicely with your skin color.

7)You consider knowing “C”and “VB” as being bilingual..

6)You are referred to by your online Alias more then your actual name.

5) You make it a priority to have your home network more secure then your front door.

4) You have a home network.

3) You own a toy stuffed penguin.

2) You understand any of these jokes.

2) Your mouse has more miles on it then your car.

1) When the power goes out you completely panic and become a walking zombie not knowing what to do.