> >

Ég veit ekki hvort kynlífshjúkkur á Íslandi myndu ráðleggja á þennan hátt.

> > Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
> > A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there
> > only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best
> > friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why
> not
> > get some of your old collage roommates involved too? If you are still
> > apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you.
> If
> > you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a
> nice
> > meal while you think about it.
> >
> > Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
> > A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your
> > skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform
> > sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing
> > do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice
> meal.
> >
> > Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
> > A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. The
> man
> > is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night
> > chasing young single girls is great for stress relief and can foster a
> more
> > peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your
> relationship
> > better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to
> clean
> > the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he
> > to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you
> > your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him nice meal.
> >
> > Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
> > A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with
> it,
> > do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to
> > videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a
> > birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and
> cook
> > him a delicious meal.
> >
> > Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
> > A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
> > training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex
> should
> > be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for
> foreplay.
> > What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should;
> > should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!
> > Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and
> cooking
> > him a nice meal.
> >
> > Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
> without
> > giving me one.
> > A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to
> > him a nice meal.
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