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Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said “Twins!”
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said “Twins.”
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like “Hey Yogi!”
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled “rape” and they yelled “NO!”
Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo father's breath smells like shit ‘cause he’d rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog.
Yo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window the cops arrested her for attempted murder
Yo momma so fat that the only time she watches 90210 is on her scale.
Yo momma so fat that the only time she watches 90210 is on her scale.
Yo mama's so stupid I told her we needed gas and she farted in the car.
Yo momma is so stupid, I said FUCK YOU and she fucked herself!
Yo mama's so fat when she joined weight watchers they found it easy to watch her weight cuz it was everywhere.
Yo momma's so ugly when God was handing out “looks” she thought he said “books” and asked for a horror!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a bathing suit it looks like she's smuggling grapes.
Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo' mama so fat she used Jupiter as a marble.
Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so nasty when she took off her pants it sounded like velcro.
Yo mamma's so ugly that even I can't look.
Yo momma so stupid dat she didn't know whether to scratch her watch or twist her butt!!!
Yo Mama's so poor, she needs a discount card for the 99 cent store!
Yo mamma's so fat when I had sex with her I burnt my ass on the light bulb
Yo mama so fat she has two of her own dairies.
Yo mama's so nasty, she drinks her own breast milk.
Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama's so stupid, she only got one thing on her mind, and she can't remember it
Yo mama's so fat, the sun orbits your mamma!
Yo mama's like the Pillsbury doughboy, everybody gets a poke.
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the drycleaners and hands in her underwear they say no parachutes accepted.
Yo mama's so ugly that they filmed “Guerillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Yo mamma is so ugly that roches say “Hi Mom!”
Yo mama's so fat, that when they took a picture of her feet she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama's so fat….after having sex, I rolled over twice and I was still on her.
Yo mama's so dark, after she gave me head, my dick turned black. (From
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed in her pants.