Why God Loves Blondes

A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire
trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in
serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she
decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray…
“God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I
don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
well. Please let me win the lotto.”

Lotto night comes and somebody else
wins it. Brandi again prays…
God, please let me win the lotto!
I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to
lose my car as well.“

Lotto night comes and Brandi
still has no luck. Once again, she prays…
”My God, why have you forsaken me??
I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My
children are starving. I don't often ask you for
help and I have always been a good servant to you.
PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can
get my life back in order.“

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of
God Himself…

”Brandi, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."