ENJOY

1.
An airplane passenger being served drinks by the stewardess exclaimed: “Hey, here's something new… an ice cube with a hole in it!”
“What's new about that?” answered the man sitting alongside. “I married one.”


2. (veit ekki hvort þið hafið heyrt þennan, er pínu gamall)
A guy gets a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. When he gets to the stadium, he realizes that his seat is in the last row of the stadium. At halftime he notices an empty seat right behind the fifty-yard line. He sneaks past the security guard into the empty seat. He asks the old gentleman sitting next to him, “Excuse me, but is this seat taken?”
The old man says, “Well, it actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife but she just died. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't spent together in forty years.”
The guy says, “that's terrible. Couldn't you get a relative or a friend to come with you?”
“I tried,” the old man says, “but they were all at the funeral.”