EARLY DRAFTS OF THE BIBLE
ADAM WAS WALKING AROUND THE GARDEN OF EDEN
FEELING VERY LONELY, SO GOD ASKED HIM, “WHAT IS
WRONG WITH YOU?”
ADAM SAID HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE TO TALK TO.
GOD SAID THAT HE WAS GOING TO MAKE ADAM A
COMPANION AND THAT IT WOULD BE A WOMAN .
HE SAID “THIS PERSON WILL GATHER FOOD FOR YOU ,
COOK FOR YOU, AND WHEN YOU DISCOVER CLOTHING,
SHE'LL WASH IT FOR YOU.
SHE WILL ALWAYS AGREE WITH EVERY DECISION YOU
MAKE. SHE WILL BEAR YOUR CHILDREN AND NEVER
ASK YOU TO GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO
TAKE CARE OF THEM. SHE WILL NOT NAG YOU, AND WILL
ALWAYS BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT SHE WAS WRONG WHEN
YOU'VE HAD A DISAGREEMENT. SHE WILL NEVER HAVE A
HEADACHE, AND WILL FREELY GIVE YOU LOVE AND
PASSION WHENEVER YOU NEED IT”

ADAM ASKED GOD, “ WHAT WILL A WOMAN LIKE THIS COST?”
GOD REPLIED , “ AN ARM AND A LEG.”
THEN ADAM ASKED, “WHAT CAN I GET FOR A RIB?”
THE REST IS HISTORY.