It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know
the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a
living.

The first little girl says: “My name is Juliet and my daddy is a
postman.”

The next little boy says: “I'm Paul and my Dad is a mechanic.”

Then one little boy says: “My name is George and my father is a
striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men.”

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the
school yard the teacher approaches George privately and asks if it
was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed
and said, “I'm sorry but my dad plays football for France, I was
just too embarrassed to say so.”