It was Christmas Eve and a woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg.

He asked her what it was she told him that she had visited the tatoo parlor that day and on the inside of one leg she had “Merry Christmas” tatooed, and on the inside of the other one she had “Happy New Year.”

Her husband asked her what all that meant and her reply was, Well, now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"