A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has
just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying
thecasket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring
the casket. They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still
alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the
ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As
they are walking, the husband cries out, “WATCH OUT FOR THAT
WALL!”
No guts, no glory