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Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be “follow the butterflies”? 
Harry: Voldemort killed my parents, he was nothing more than a murderer. 
Lucius Malfoy: Hmm, you must be very brave to mention his name….or very foolish. 
Ron: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window! 
Mrs. Weasley: You'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley! 
Draco Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses? 
Harry: (Í dulargervi sem Goyle) Uhh.. Reading. 
Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didn't know you could read. 
Hermione: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself. 
Gilderoy Lockhart: AMAZING! This is just like magic! 
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Voldemort is my past, present, and future. 
Harry: [Við Dobby] Never try to save my life again. 
Ron: Follow the spiders. Follow the spiders. If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him! 
Harry: Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom. 
Dumbledore: It is not our abilities that show what we truly are … it is our choices. 
Mrs. Weasley: Your sons drove that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night. 
Arthur Weasley: [við strákana] Did you really? How did it go? 
[Mrs. Weasley Kýlir hann í öxlina] 
Arthur Weasley: I mean, that was very wrong indeed boys. Very wrong of you. 
Prófessor. Spíra: Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs! 
Seamus Finnigan: No, ma'am, he's fainted. 
Prófessor. Spíra: [stoppar og horfir] Yes, well, just leave him there! 
Gilderoy Lockhart: Hello. Who are you? 
Ron: Ron Weasley. 
Gilderoy Lockhart: Really? And, er, who am I? 
Ron: [Við Harry] Lockhart's Memory Charm backfired! He hasn't got a clue who he is! 
Gilderoy Lockhart: [Tekur upp stein] It's an odd place isn't it? Do you live here? 
Ron: [tekur steininn frá Lockhart] No. 
[slær Lockhart með steininum og rotar hann] 
Ron: You'll pay for that one, Malfoy! Eat slugs! 
Neville Longbottom: Why is it always me? 
Vernon: And Dudley, you will be? 
Dudley : I'll be waiting to open the door. 
Vernon: Excellent! And you? 
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist. 
[Þegar Ron er að æla sniglum] 
Hagrid: Better out than in. 
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl. 
Tom Marvolo Riddle: How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed? 
Lucius Malfoy: Let me see; red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand books, you must be the Weasleys. 
Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck? 
Ron: [í grátlegum tón] My wand! Look at my wand! 
Harry: Be thankful it's not your neck. 
Ron: Say it, I'm doomed. 
Harry: You're doomed. 
Draco Malfoy: Famous Harry Potter…Can't even go into a book shop without making the front page. 
Draco Malfoy: The last time The Chamber of secrets was opened a Mudblood died. So it's only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. As for me…I hope it's Granger. 
Ron: Dad loves muggles, he thinks they're fascinating. 
Hermione: Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good sign. 
Harry: You better clear out before my bones grow back, I'm might strangle you. 
Dobby: Dobby is used to death threats, he gets them five times a day at home. 
Harry: It's a snake skin. 
Ron: Bloody hell! Whoever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more! 
[Lockhart rotast] 
Ron: [við Harry] Heart of a lion, this one. 
Draco Malfoy: What are you doing Potter? Training for the ballet? 
Hermione: Look. Hagrid's our friend, why don't we just go and ask him about it? 
Ron: Oh, that'd be a cheerful visit. ‘Tell us, , have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?’ 
[Hagrid labbar aftan að þeim] 
Hagrid: Mad and hairy? Yer wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya? 
Ron, Hermione, Harry: No! 
Lucius Malfoy: Let us hope, Mr. Potter, that you will always be around to save the day. 
Harry: Oh don't worry, I will be. 
Draco Malfoy: Scared Potter? 
Harry: You wish. 
Filch: Well, I'd take a good look lads. This night might be the last you spend in this castle. Oh dear, we are in trouble. 
Hermione: He called me a Mudblood. 
Hagrid: He did not! 
Harry: Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car! 
Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world! 
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Dumbledore has been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me! 
Flokkunarhatturinn: Bee in your bonnet, Potter? 
Harry: I was just wondering, whether you put me into the right house? 
Flokkunarhatturinn: Yes, you were particularly difficult to place, but I stand on what I said last year: You would have done well in Slytherin. 
Harry: You're wrong. 
Harry: But I haven't received any messages, from any of my friends. Not one, all summer. 
Dudley Dursley: Who'd want to be friends with you? 
Ron: Maybe we could trick Crabbe and Goyle into telling us if Malfoy is the Heir of Slytherin. 
Hermione: Even THEY aren't that thick. 
Harry: There's no Hogwarts without you Hagrid. 
Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper? 
Mrs. Weasley: Yes dear, it was on the cat. 
Mrs. Weasley: Now don't forget to speak very, very clearly. 
Harry: Diagonally! 
Mrs. Weasley: What did he say dear? 
Arthur Weasley: Diagonally. 
Mrs. Weasley: I thought he did. 
Gilderoy Lockhart: Harry, Harry, Harry. Can you possibly imagine a better way to serve detention, than by helping me answer my fan mail? 
Harry: Not really. 
Gilderoy Lockhart: Fame is a fickle friend Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that. 
Prófessor Snape: Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. We'll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox. 
Harry: Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire. 
Dumbledore: Oh, and about time too. He's been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day. 
Gilderoy Lockhart: Books can be misleading! 
Harry: You wrote them! 
Gilderoy Lockhart: My dear boy, do use your common sense! My books wouldn't have sold half as well if people didn't think I'D done all these things! 
[Eftir að Harry og Ron ýta Lockhart niður Leyniklefann] 
Gilderoy Lockhart: It's really quite filthy down here. 
Hermoine: Do you think he's alright? 
Ron: Who cares? 
Tom Marvolo Riddle: So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender. A songbird and an old hat. 
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Let's match the powers of Lord Voldemort, Heir of Salazar Slytherin, against the famous Harry Potter. 
Dobby: Dobby is very sorry, Dobby had to iron his hands… 
Gilderoy Lockhart: Prófessor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this little dueling club, to train you all up, in case you ever need to protect yourself, as I myself have done on countless occasions. For full details, see my published works. 
Hermione: Look at my face. 
Ron: Look at your tail! 
Gilderoy Lockhart: Allow me to introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher; me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award. But I don't talk about that; I didn't get rid of the Banden Banshee by smiling at him! 
Lucius Malfoy: What's the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard, if they don't even pay you well for it? 
Arthur Weasley: We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy. 
Lucius Malfoy: Clearly. 
Lucius Malfoy: Your scar is legend. As of course, is the wizard who gave it to you. 
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Haven't I told you? Killing Mudbloods doesn't matter to me any more. For many months now, my new target has been you.