ég hef aðeins séð trommu-brandara herna á þessu áhugamáli, svo mig langar að skella inn nokkrum sem tengjast ekki trommum eða trommuleikurum
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Q: What's the difference between a banjo & a ukulele?
A: It only takes you half as long to burn a ukulele
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter - bass players are never in the light anyway.
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Q: What's the difference between a musician and a pizza ?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit?
A: The CD will eventually mature and make money.
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Q: What's the difference between Rock music and a machine gun?
A: The machine gun only repeats 10 times per second.
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Q: What is a “nerd” ?
A: Someone who owns an Classical Guitar
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Q: Why did the bass player get angry with the lead guitarist?
A: The lead guitarist turned a string and wouldn't say which one.
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Q: What do vacuum cleaners and electric guitars have in common ?
A: When you plug them in, they suck.
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Svo langar mig að henda einnig inn þessu:

WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Comedian

* Guitars don't get pregnant.
* You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
* Guitars don't have parents.
* Guitars don't whine… unless you want them to.
* You can share your Guitar with your friends.
* Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
* Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
* Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
* Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
* You'll never hear, “Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar” unless you go out to buy one yourself.
* If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
* Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
* Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
* You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
* If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
* You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
* You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
* Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
* Guitars don't get headaches.
* Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
* Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
* Guitars don't care if you're late.
* You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
* If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
* You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
* The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
* When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

Ég er ekki með fordóma, þið takið þessu vonandi bara sem saklausu gríni :D