Carla: So let's say J.D was drowning, wouldn't you save him, even if he told you not to?
Turk: That depends, what if there are hot chicks at the pool and he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Let's say there are no girls.
Turk: There are ALWAYS chicks at the pool!
Carla: Okay so he's drowning in a lake!
J.D Oh I would never go into a lake, they're infamous for serpents!
Turk: You could to to the Y on tuesday, it's men's night!
J.D: Have you ever gone to men's night? Not me
Carla: Okay, so Turk's the one drowning!
Turk: Oh, so a now a brother can't swim?!?!
J.D: Why'd you have to go there?
When life hands you a lemon, squirt it in somebody's eye and run like hell.