Ok var að surfa á netinu og rakst á þessar drepfyndnu tilvitnanir úr friends.. Sorry ég nennti ekki að þýða allt, þetta er nú a whole bunch! ( Á allar spólurnar en uppáhaldin mín voru í láni svo þegar ég las þetta sat ég og grenjaði úr hlátri þegar ég rifjaði upp fyndnustu atriðin..)

420 The One With The Wedding Dresses
Chandler: Oh, she's got you running errands,
y'know, picking up wedding dresses…Wah-pah! Ross:
What's wah-pah?
Chandler: Y'know, whipped! Wah-pah!
Joey: That's not whipped! Whipped is whi-tcssh!
Chandler: That's what I did. Wah-pah!
Joey: You can't do anything!


419 The One With All The Haste
Ross: I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?! Chandler:
Because you've only known her for six weeks! Okay,
I've got a carton of milk in my fridge I've had a longer
relationship with!
Ross: Look guys, when I'm with her it's-it's-it's like she brings
this-this this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, y'know?
Chandler: And I love the milk! But, I'm not gonna ask some
British girl to move in with me! Joey, you say things now.


418 The One With Rachel's New Dress
Chandler: Okay, there are no famous Joey's. Except for,
huh, Joey Buttafucco. Joey: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.


417 The One With The Free Porn
Ross: What do I do now?
Joey: You play hard to get.
Ross: She already lives in London.
Joey: Then you go to Tokyo.


416 The One With The Fake Party
Ross: Yeah, she's got to go back to London.
But you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start.
We both knew we had two weeks together, and that's it. Y'know.
Joey: Hey that's what all my relationships are like.
Chandler: Yes, but in Ross's case,
they both know in two weeks that's it.


415 The One With All The Rugby
Phoebe: What?! I thought you were crazy about her!
Chandler: Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying
things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh,
her personality. Well, they're all back! Y'know?
And she's picked up like nine new ones!
Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! There's people here!


414 The One With Joey's Dirty Day
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe Kathy did this too me.
I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what,
from now on I'm never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay?
From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna know
what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay?
Just take ‘em off and we’ll have some fun.

321 One With A Chick And A Duck
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa, you guys,
do you know anything about chicks?
Chandler: Fowl? No. Women? Nooo.


319 One With The Lousy T-Shirt
Joey: Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie!
Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie!
Ross: I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.
Monica and Phoebe: Oh.
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right,
eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.


316 The Morning After
Ross: Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-did,
and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
Chandler: Wax the door shut, we're never leaving, ever


312 The One With All The Jealousy
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug,
op, no you already did that. All right look,
you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay,
make a few surprise visits.
Ross: I don't know you guys.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything,
just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to
him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive,
and she starts thinking ‘Maybe this is the guy for me,
because he understands me.’
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all,
'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, ‘Yes!’ And us, we'll be like,
'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly)
'Hhiii,' and, and, and, ‘I can’t go, Rachel and Mark might be there.
' And we'll be like, ‘Man get over it, it’s been four years!!'
Chandler: He paints quite a picture doesn't he?


308 The One With The Giant Poking Device
Phoebe: He's alive! He's a-live!!!
Monica: And yet, we're still poking him.
Joey: Okay, retract the device, retract the device.
Ross: He does not look happy.
Rachel: Hey-hey, now he's showing us his poking device.
Joey: Hey, that's never gonna make it
all the way over here, buddy!


306 The One With The Flashback
Janice: I'm sorry I find it hard to believe that a
group of people who spends as much time together
as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and
Rachel got together. Monica and Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!
Joey: Okay, but let's say there was. How might that go?


305 The One With Frank Jr.
Joey: No. Y'know how we're always saying we need a place for the mail.
Chandler: Yeah!
Joey: Well, I started building one. But then
I decided to take it to the next step.
Chandler: You're building a post office?
Joey: No, an entertainment unit, with a mail
cubby built right in. It's a one day job, max.
Chandler: Okay. (notices that Joey is wearing some really tight jeans)
My word! Those are snug.
Joey: Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valente's.


304 The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive,
stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun,
I'm pretty much peeing every which way.


215 The one Where Ross and Rachel…You Know
Chandler: Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen,
don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green,
they'll let you in, OK. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you.
OK, thanks. Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
Joey: What if we have to pee?
Chandler: I'll cancel the sodas.


214 The One With The Prom Video
Ross: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
Chandler: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance…
ya know, make a little love… Well, pretty much get down tonight.
Joey: Some girl ate Monica.
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?


210 The One With Russ
Russ: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
Ross: Hey, you're a doctor of gums.
That's the smallest body part you can major in.
It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.

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