hér eru nokkrir góðir og eftirminnilegir frá Chandler

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Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian - did I say that out loud?

Chandler: I'm sick of you with your ‘Emphysema’, and your ‘Heart disease’. The bottom line is - smoking is cool and you know it!

Chandler: (stuck in an ATM vestibule with a model) On second thoughts, gum would be perfection! (In his head) Gum would be perfection? What the hell was that? I could've said gum would be nice or I'll have a stick but no no no for me gum would be perfection. I loathe myself.

The gang have said earlier that he has a gay ‘quality’.
Chandler: Don't we look nice all dressed up today! - It's stuff like that isn't it?

Joey: I am now ‘Joey Tribbiani, actor-slash-model’
Chandler: You look more like ‘Joey Tribbiani, man-slash-woman’ to me.

Ross: Since you saw her boobies you should show her your pee-pee. Tit for tat.
Chandler: OK, I'm not showing you my tat.

Joey leaves Chandler with Janice and his credit card.
Chandler: Can we have a bottle of your most overpriced champagne, please!

Monica: Steve's restaurant is not too big, not too small, just right!
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

Ross is worrying about fatherhood.
Chandler: Say you never feel like a father. Say he never feels connected to you as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Ross: Do you have a point?
Chandler: Y'know you'd think I would.

Phoebe: Fine. Take it. But I think you should know, this money is cursed and whoever spends it will have bad things come their way.
Chandler: I'll take it. Bad things come my way anyway.

Joeys: How do you get a monkey in a zoo?
Chandler: I know that one, no that's Popes in a volkswagen.
Later, in an unconnected conversation.
Chandler: Take their hats off!
Phoebe: Popes in a volkswagen. I love that joke!

Ross: (mocking the way he talks) The hills are alive with the sound OF music.
Chandler: That is so NOT true. That is so NOT true. Oh, shut up.

Rachel: I can't believe one of us actually has one of these. (baby)
Chandler: I know, I still am one of these.

Joey has walked in dressed as an elf.
Chandler: Too many jokes - must mock Joey!