I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.


How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,
Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,
Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends,
charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?

What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.


. We will now upgrade your brain, please wait…………
Searching………… Searching……… still
searching………….. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !



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<b><i><u>Ég er Ofurhugi Nr. 1 á </b></i></u> <a href=”http://www.hugi.is/hp“>Harry Potter</a>
<b><i><u> Og Ofurhugi á <a href=”http://www.hugi.is/idol"> Idol </a></b></i></u>

<b>Tilvitnun:</b><br><hr><i>Tell me , What exactly is the function of a rubber duck ? - <b> Arthur Weasly </b></i><br><hr>


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