Þú ert betri vinur en allt sem er,
skemmtilegri en allir hér,
traustur eins og ég hugsaði mér,
og góðvild þín hefur tök á mér,
það versta er að þú ert ekki hér!

In the hour of darkness,
when you feel alone,
just belive you aren't on your own.
Whenever you need me,
whatever you do
just remember my words: I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU!

Woman's daily prayer: Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, PLEASE make all my friends fat… AMEM.

I saw a bird in the sky,
it dropped something in my eye,
I didn't scream
I didn't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly!!

Make new friends and keep the old,
the new is silver and the old is gold.
An ring is round and has no end,
that's how long I'll be your friends.