Ég held við vitum öll að Bandaríkjaforseti er ekki sá snjallasti. Hér fyrir neðan er ljóð sem Richard Thompson á Washington Post setti saman úr tilvitnunum í Gerorge W. Bush. Algjör snilld! Vesalings karlinn að vera MISUNDERESTIMATED!!! Og svo er náttúrulega stóra spurningin: Will the highways of the internet become more few?

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
By George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madness and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being
and the fish can co-exist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!