Snilld<br><br><b>I WAS BORN FOR DYING!</

Þetta voru sannarlega ljótir bílar. En samt snilld.<br><br><font color=“#808080”>Hlynur [<a href="mailto:HlynurHS@hotmail.com">E-mail</a>]

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“When the rear end went on my Vega, the Chevy dealer accused me of racing it. Racing who? My grandfather in his wheelchair?”

“As near as I could tell, the car was built from compressed rust.”

“A side impact by a bicycle totaled my Dauphine after only one year”


Þvílík snilld.

At least it had heated rear windows–so your hands would stay warm while you pushed

LOL<br><br>According to Einstein, the faster you go, the longer you live.

Hotrods are never seen, but often heard.

“Remember that great Pinto bumper sticker, ‘Hit Me and We Blow Up Together?’”

“The car would do 75 mph in 2nd gear, shaking apart and sounding like a bat out of hell. In fourth gear, the top speed was 70 mph. What's wrong with this picture? You do the math.”

Pinto er eitthvað til að eignast. :D
Ætli það sé tilviljun að þetta séu BARA amerískir og evrópskir bílar?<br><br><font color=“#C0C0C0”>,.&#9702;*¨`¨*&#9702;.,_,.&#9702;*¨`¨*&#9702;.,_,.&#9702;*¨`¨*&#9702;.,_,.&#9702;*¨`¨*&#9702;.,_,.&#9702;*¨`¨*&#9702;.,_,.&#9702;*¨`¨*&#9702;.,_,.&#9702;*¨`¨*&#9702;.,_,.&#9702;*¨`¨*&#9702;.,_,.&#9702;*¨`¨*&#9702;.,_</font>

<font color=“#008080”><i>Ef þú öskrar í 8 ár, 7 mánuði og 6 daga býrðu til næga orku til að hita 1 kaffibolla.
Ef þú lemur hausnum stanslaust í vegg brennir þú 150 hitaeiningum á klukkutíma.
Adrenalín er besta vítamínið!</i></font