This is a story about a couple who had been happily
married for years. The only friction in their marriage
was the husband's habit of farting loudly every
morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his
wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make
her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping
them off because it was making her sick. He told her
he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.
She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out!

Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the
turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep,
she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey
innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare
parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took
the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound
asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she
pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants
and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his
usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood
curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as
he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly
control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing,
tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned
she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came
downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look
of horror on his face. She bit her lip and asked
“What's wrong, honey?”

He said, “Honey, you were right.” “All these years you
have warned me and I didn't listen to you.”

“What do you mean?” asked his wife.

“Well, you always told me that one day I would end up
farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two
fingers, I think I got most of them back in.”<br><br><b>[89th]GEN. Voldemort</b>
<i>Áður Friendly.</i>
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