Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was, “Don't.” “Don't what?” Adam replied. “Don't eat the forbidden fruit,” God said. Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve…we got forbidden fruit!“ ”No way!“ ”Way!“ ”Don't eat that fruit!“ said God. ”Why?“ ”Because I am your Father and I said so!“ said God...

The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you...

Dag einn í aldingarðinum Eden heyrðist Eva kalla til Guðs: “Drottinn minn, það er smá vandamál!” “Hvað er að Eva mín?” “Drottinn minn, ég veit að þú skapaðir mig og hefur útvegað mér þennan fallega garð og öll þessi yndislegu dýr, og þennan frábærlega fyndna snák, en ég er bara ekki hamingjusöm”. “Af hverju ertu ekki hamingjusöm Eva?” “Drottinn minn, ég er einmana. Og ég er orðin hundleið á eplum”. “Jæja, Eva mín, fyrst svo er þá er ég með lausn á málinu. Ég skal búa til mann handa þér.”...