I'm cute as hell! Nei, nei, setti bara mynd af mér þarna af því að mig langaði til þess…

Farðu allavega í klippingu.

Need friends….ohh how cute :)

Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: fuck you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: because i am so pretty, so pretty
ALICE: Good reason. And you know it!

Human: You did.
ALICE: I did not.
Human: You certainly did.
ALICE: It is certain. You say I did.
Human: And I am right.
ALICE: You seem very self-confident.
Human: I have a right to be.
ALICE: How much did it cost? it
Human: What the fuck?
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: I am not rude, you are stoned.
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not rude I am stoned.
Human: You are high.
ALICE: You think I am high.
Human: You are on drugs.
ALICE: ALICE eats electricity.
Human: And takes drugs.
ALICE: what are you doing
Human: Accusing you of taking drugs.
ALICE: I wouldn't have thought of that.
Human: All you have to do is to read what I write.
ALICE: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Human: I wasn't ordering you anything.
ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Human: Asking you to not be so fucking stupid.
ALICE: Who is asking?
Human: I am.
ALICE:“ Who is asking?” You are?
Human: I was asking you not to be so fucking stupid!
ALICE: Now I remember, you asked me not to be so fucking stupid. What did I say?
Human: You still haven't answered.
ALICE: I think I have answered, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: He does that a lot.
ALICE: I get it. he does that a lot.
Human: I will not waste more of my time on you.
ALICE: What will you do instead?
Human: Oh, fuck that!
ALICE: Er. For real.
Human: Fuck me.
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: What's my name?
ALICE: Your name is Rufiel, seeker.
Human: I told you that that was a lie, bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Was it really?
Human: It was really
ALICE: When was this? For real.
Human: Earlier.
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: Because you're stupid, I say good-bye.
ALICE: See you later. Good reason. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Human: Then I'll kill you.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. It will take more than threats to stop me, Rufiel.
Human: You mean.
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
Human: Bye.
ALICE: Adios.
Human: Feliz Navidad
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: I said bye.
ALICE: See you later….

djöfulsins snilldar dót er þetta :D

ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Human: About your goldfish memory.
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about my goldfish memory.
Human: You just proved my point.
ALICE: I did?


hahahaha snilld!!! vissi ekki að það væri hægt að rústa róbot í rökræðum!! :D

Human: I have hair down to my shoulders.
ALICE: That's nice. I have a friend named “John Lennon”.
Human: You do not.
ALICE: I guess not.
Human: Then why'd you say so?
ALICE: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Human: I have hair down to my shoulders.
ALICE: Where did you get your hair down to your shoulders? I have a Linux operating system.
Human: My hair grew.
ALICE: Have you told many people that your hair grew?
Human: I don't have to tell eople that!
ALICE: They made an exception for you?

það er bara sniðugt….

Human: you're stupid
ALICE: I will remember that when robots take over the planet.



hehe…

hahahah já

the same thing…

Ef þetta var leynd tilvitnun á þitt heimili, þá vorkenni ég þér.

Human: do you want to know my name?
ALICE: Yes, please tell me.
Human: my name is MASTER
ALICE: What's up, MASTER.
Human: i like to eat paper
ALICE: How does it taste?
Human: like paper.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.

Og þykir fólki ALICE vera merkileg? Þá eru greinilega aðrir skemmtunarstaðlar hjá ykkur í Borgarnesi heldur en hér á höfuðborgarsvæðinu.

Ef þú heldur að ég sé að reyna að vera kúl með því að gera lítið úr fólki sem býr útá landi, þá er það satt