I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation

I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor

I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind

*Kenny mumbles something some say its:

Hey, our town is bigger damn it
right down to the piece of granite
and some say:
I like eating sweet potatoes
and some say:
I like girls with big fat titties
I love girls with big vaginas

So come on out to south park
and meet some frriends of mine