Eddie Izzard
We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. “I claim India for Britain!” And they're going, “You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!” “Do you have a flag? … No flag, no country! Those are the rules, that…I just made up.”

Eddie Izzard
“Hi! I'm Crazy Eddie! I put babies on spikes. Do you want a rack of babies? We've got babies on racks! Mmm, they taste of chicken!” They do! Babies taste of chicken! Cannibals say that human flesh tastes of chicken, so babies must taste of chicken. And chicken tastes of humans. Good, I'm glad you're coming with me on that.