Joey: Monday, One Day. Tuesday, Two Day. Wednesday, When? Huh? What day? Thursday, the Third Day! Joey: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat? Chandler: You think that's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years. Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a...