Well there was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, “Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.” “Yeah”, she replied, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know”, the old man said, “We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago.” “Well”, Granny snickered, “What do you say…should we?” Whereupon the two stripped to...