Þessir eru awesome: ——————————————————————————– Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!” Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!” ——————————————————————————– Tower: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.” TWA 2341: “Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?” Tower: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?” ——————————————————————————– From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long...