Hann er að grínast. Allir vita að Dani Filth er versti söngvari allra tíma.

Rotnandi 96 ára amma mín sem er nýlega fótbrotinn og getur ekki einu sinni vaknað útaf morfíni getur growlað betur en hann.

Hann hljómar eins og 3 ára barn að vera kýldur í andlitið.

Hann er poser og viðbjóður og ég hata hann.

Hann kemur ekki nálægt því að vera ‘dark’, hann á að fara totta homma-vini sína eins og Vile Vallo, Lordi, Fred Durst, Kid Rock og ömurlega söngvaran í Satyricon sem halda allir að þeir séu eitthvað svo geðveikt töff.

eg tjekkaði á þessum link djöfuls snilld.

How to make Black Metal:

1) Make the most easiest riff you can (It is advised you DONT know how to play the guitar well, 3 days is the max for your demo)

2) Hammer insanely on a drum-set. (This can be more technical than you guitaring)

3) Use an old bass and repeat the same riff throughout the same song

4) Think of same cheesy Sentence and repeat it 666 times (or 88 if your NSBM) and occasionally add words such as “North, Grim, Necro, Heil, Forest ect”

5) Growl the word “SATAN” in the background of howling wolves or ringing chains at least one time through the song

6) Make up your song (or album, if you'll actually achieve such thing before overdosing) from three non-sense words, best examples from Black Metals motherland: Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia, Death Cult Armageddon, etc.

7) Record it on tape with your dads old non-functional tape recorder

8) Repeast 3 times making minor changes

9) Kill your band members (and yourself), then take a photo in black & white to use as a demo cover.

10) However if you don't have the balls to do that, be sure to put some tits on your album cover!

11) Put it all together and you have your first demo!


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http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Black_Metal ?:)