A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband: “You can ship her home for $5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about it and he decided to just ship her home.
The undertaker asked, ”Why would you spend $5000 to ship her home when it'd be wonderful to bury her here for $150?.
The man replied: “A long time ago, a man died here, was buried here and three days later rose up from the dead..I just can't take that chance..”