An old man was sitting on a bench when a teenager with a rainbow mohawk walked by. The old man stared at him. Seeing him stare, the teenager said, ‘What’s the matter old-timer, never done anything crazy in your life?' The old man replied, ‘Many years ago, I gotdrunk at a wild party & had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering whether you were my son.’
go on just say it.. you need me like a bad habit.