Tom Cruise, Steven Seagal, and Alec Baldwin were in a jungle filming a movie. Sadly, they were taken prisoner by the local tribe. As they were about to be executed, they begged the queen of the tribe for mercy.
She considered their plea and said, “Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.” The three stars looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food.

Tom Cruise was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his bum. They did and he cried out in pain.

Seagal was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his bum.

Tom Cruise was shocked. Here he was howling in pain, but Seagal was still laughing. Tom asked him, “What the hell is so funny?”

Seagal, still laughing, replied, “Alec is coming back with four pineapples.”