45 lbs.
What´s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 min.
What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual harassment
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same,but the dishes piles up.
How can you tell if your husbond is dead?
The sex is the same,but you get the remote.
What´s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
Marriage.
How many men does it takes to change a light bulb?
None,they just sit there in the dark and complain.
What have men and floor tiles in common?
If you lay them properly the first time,you can walk all over them for life.
Why are men like public toilets?
Because all the good ones are engaged and theonly ones left are full of crap.
What is a man´s view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can´t stand the criticism.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
he guy who can have a cup of coffie in each hand and still carry a dozen of donuts.
Who is the most popular woman at the nudist colony?
The woman who ate the last donut.
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