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>
>Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing
squad
>in a small Central American country.
>
>Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before
the
>order was given he yelled out, “Earthquake!” The
>firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped
>in the confusion.
>
>Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was
>reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the
>order was given, Al yelled out, “Tornado!” Again the squad fell apart
>and Al slipped over the wall.
>
>The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was
>thinking “I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a
>disaster and hop over the wall.” He confidently refused the blindfold
as
>the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his
>direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, “Fire!”