(This happens while I’m checking out another patron’s books.) Library patron, screaming and pointing at me, elbowing other patron out of the way: “WHY DIDN’T YOU TAKE THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP OFF THE STOVE???” Me: “Um, I’m sorry, ma’am, I’m helping someone right now….” Library patron: “You let it get all FATTY on the top!!!” Me: “…I’m sorry?” (Library patron begins to cry.) Me: “Why are...