701 – I'm a little bit country Strákarnir eru leiðir á skólanum en býðst það að sleppa við að vera þar ef þeir mótmæla stríðinu í Írak með því að ganga út og gera þeir það. Þeir lenda síðan í því að segja í sjónvarpinu að þeir viti ekkert hverjir séu stofnendurnir. Garrison er bálreiður og lætur alla skrifa ritgerð um stofnendurna og 1776. Á meðan Cartman reynir að komast hjá því að lesa með því að fá endurminningu, þá reyna Kenny, Kyle og Stan að vinna að ritgerðinni undir áreiti foreldranna.

Persónur í þessum þætti:
Timmy, Wendy Testaburger, Leopold „Butters“ Stotch, Eric Theodore Cartman, Kyle Brofslovski, Token Williams, Craig, Stanley Marsh, Pip Pip, Bebe Stevens, Herbert Garrison, Mr. Slave, Kenny McCormick, Tweek Tweak, Mr. Mackey, Tom Stetzl, Skeeter, Jimbo Kern, Ned Grublanzki, Pabbi Craigs, Stuart McCormick, „Barþjónninn”, Clyde, Gerald Brofslovski, Sheila Brofslovski, Randy Marsh, Ms. McCormick, Sharon Marsh, Johnson, Mayer McDaniels, „Messenger boy”, Dr. Doctor, Liane Cartman, Thomas Jefferson, John Hancock, John Adams, John Dickinson, Stephen Hopkins, Benjamin Franklin, Principal Victoria, Chris Stotch, Linda Stotch, Ms. Crabtree, Sally Struthers, Officer Barbrady, Alfonse Mephesto, Thompson hjónin, Krishna, Búdda, Lao Tse, Muhammed, 2 Marklar, Mr. Ose, Jakov, Towely, Chief Running Pinto, Carlos Ramirez, Terrence, Philip, geimvera, Jesús, Dauðinn(Death), Twan Ju Kim, Nurse Gollum, Big Gay Al, Jerome „Chef” McElroy, Halfy, Jared, Hat McCullough, Joseph Smith, Priest Maxi, Santa, Sea Man, Drew Carrey, Ms. Stevens, Kathie Lee Giffford, David Blaine, Mr. Denkins, Lolly.

Dulin atriði:
Þegar Cartman drepur sendilinn, þá raular hann sama lagið og í 4x13 – Trapper Keeper.
Þegar Randy og Skeeter bjóða góða nótt, þá sést sviðið ekki upphækkað eins og var nokkrum sekúndum áður.

Uppáhaldsatriðið mitt:

Lag 1:
Söngur: Eric Theodore Cartman.

Look at me, I'm back in time, in 1776.
With gaslight corners, cobblestone streets, and humble houses made of bricks.
What a special magic time, and it's all alive for me.
I'm so glad Stan and Kyle aren't here, I hate those guys, seriously.
Seriously hate those guys, hate Stan and Kyle.

Lag 2:
Söngur: Skeeter og Randy Marsh.

I'm a little bit country.
Well I'm a little bit rock ‘n’ roll!
I'm a little for supportin' our troops.
And I'm a little for bringin' them home.
I believe freedom isn't free.
No, but war shouldn't be out goal.
We must defend our country.
If it means war, then we say NO!

Did you forget them towers in New York?
Did you forget how it made you feel
To see them towers come down?
Were you like me? Did you think…it weren't real?

I like to rock, but I don't wanna rock Iraq!
The only kind of rockin' America should do is the kind that we can all dance to, yeah!

We got GPS, ICBMs, and good old-fashioned lead.
We're gonna show Saddam what America means; that son of a bitch will be dead.

Why are we fightin' this war?
There's a man in the office we didn't vote for.
They didn't give me a choice.
War is not my voice! Yeaaahh!

Lag 3:
Söngur: Skeeter, Randy Marsh og aðrir.

Hey I'm a little bit country
And I'm a little bit rock ‘n’ roll-eh
I'll be the muscle of America.
And me, I'll be the caring soul.
When you put us together you get a nation with one goal.
To thrive and prosper, with a little country and rock and roll.

We're a little bit country, and we're a little bit rock ‘n’ roll.
We can be a nation that believe in war.
And still tells the world that we don't.
Let the flag for hyprocisy fly high from every pole.
We're a little bit country, and we're a little bit rock ‘n’ roll.

For the war, against the war, who cares? One hundred episodes!