Borat, Ali G og Bruno

• This is going to be like 60 Minutes, but just with more sex.
• What does the G stand for? Two tings... Judge... and Jury...
• Is Disneyland a member of the UN?
• Is it 'cos I is black?
• Innit a coincidence dat Jesus was born on Chris'mas day?
• I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.
• BELONG? That's a very sexist way to talk about these bitches!

• Ali G: R.E.S.T.E.C.P! Do ya even know wha it spellz?

  Cabinet M.P.: Restecp?

  Ali G: ...Yes, Restecp. 'owz anyone out there meant to restecp each otha, if you lot in'ere, don't even start restecpa-ing one another?

• David Carlton: Swan, is there any reason why there should be an absurdly dressed, half-naked man, chained to a fence being tossed off by an old blind council worker?

Borat

• I like sex!
• Ah so you are retard.
• Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard.
• May I ask you are a man who does with another man?
• In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
• Can I buy you?
• She must be tight, like a man's anus.
• What's up with it, vanilla face? Me and ma homey, Azamat, just parked us our lab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night, so bang bang skeet skeet, nigga. We're just a couple of pimps, no hos.
• He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!